HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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