You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
