the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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