So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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