I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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