We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
