WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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