just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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