Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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