All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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