THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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