All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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