i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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