She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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