You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I could fuck to npr.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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