...so i touched it.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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