i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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