Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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