OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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