I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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