they said they heard you say put it in my butt
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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