Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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