White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just pee around me
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
