What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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