I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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