Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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