So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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