sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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