in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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