So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
tell me about the eggs
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