Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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