Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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