I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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