Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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