Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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