when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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