so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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