I want to stick my p in your. b.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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