pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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