i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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