man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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