Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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