So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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