Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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