The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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