And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My bed is full of blood and feathers
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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