My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
My pussy is not your playground.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Semen is not good for contacts.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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