I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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