Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
