you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I love you. Go after that dick
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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