Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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